people and farm animals

for a while now I have figured people are just animals.... my dad has sworn for years that women and hens are synonymous in their social behaviors. I how ever have been immersed into the cattle realm ( I know I know, more cow talk), but no really. these guys are just like the bulls, they have a pecking order....mostly they just fool around and try to look tough. but really all they care about is when is the next feed time and where are their ladies.

simple
classic

I'll keep it.

I am tired and need a day off
I need to repair my car and clean my house and fix my piggy and have a moment of creativity and do laundry and I still have 7 days before that happens

I am going to sleep

this sucks

i am going to set jen up with dax
they will have a great life
and have a billion babies



or maybe beer and not kill each other
that sounds good too

I need a life

they have sent me back



I may max style it and become their queen....

Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day.

Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend...just as I've done.I don't care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself...

You hang in there sunshine, you're fucking special.

today work was a gong show.
it was great
I have never laughed so had at so many people's craziness.
*sigh*
I will miss all my monsters
my monsters bought doughnuts, cause it was sunday..
my monsters looked sad, cause it was sunday
my monsters picked fights, told people off, played practical jokes, ran over things, got stuck in mud, bled, high sticked banks with 60 foot beams,bbq-ed, drank too much coffee, all cause it was sunday.

oh my monsters

holy shit
change happens too much in my life lately
Asphalt is starting
I went past a project and the road was hot and hard, and had I been a boy I would have been too.
this mean three things
A I go back to the city, and most likely Drumheller. oh sweet!
2 I don't have to could pile blow counts any more
C I won't get to see my monsters any more..... that makes me a little sad

any how

other than that, my piggy is being crazy bossy today wheeking commands like she is a freaking general.
and I need a wife.

I impulse purchased a turkey today
it may not be the oddest thing that has come home with me that way (An awkward date or to has ended up that way;) they look so sad when you tell them to get the fuck out.)
so now I am in domestic bliss cooking a fucking turkey....
its a small turkey but honestly what was I thinking? I know what I was thinking... I love turkey! Hook me up!
*sigh*

on other fronts...
work is good
the communication factor there is very small... we need to work on that. and I get the typical response from the guys.... what? why...? makes me a bit snipery.
so that is where I sit, in domestic sniperiness. cooking a turkey and cleaning my gun... its going to be a good week.
right?

I have a new imaginary boyfriend..
my imaginary love life is getting complicated!
he's a welder.
next week he will imaginarily fall for me!


my boss says that my crew looks like a gang of convicts and rapists... good thing I tend to emasculate them, much to their horror.... ant they are just worker ants... that and they are on my side.... woe be to any sheep that come our way though *shudders*

this has turned into a weekly update

work work work.
that is about al that has been going on.
thank god spring is here. I thought april should be nice, but no it snowed and blowed on me all week. Then a four day weekend ...hook me up batman!
so hermitage has started and I am totally stoked about it!
whooo hooo!!!
ROCK ON!
*SPIDER MAN*

I have nothingto say.
lots has happened.
life is good.
most of it though i don't think matters to anyone but me.
I need to do laundry.