Sunday, May 20, 2007

Auction

moose count:


one










Lama count?: 47










and a new tractor!




Friday, May 18, 2007

Sunday, May 6, 2007

today I discovered wine in a tetra pack....
I now see the future of the world!
I can not wait though till they come in juice box size...... the snobs are going to be heard saying, yes 2007 was a fine year but really, couldn't they include a bendy straw?
The wino in me is jubilant for that day!


hmmm, I got flowers today. I love flowers. they were won in a draw. it was all very random, but who am I to look a gift bouquet in the mouth?

Jen and I went grocery shopping, spent a lovely morning drinking coffee, discussing the disgustingness of various types of 'gurt. Honestly who ever thought that letting milk go bad and putting fruit in it would be a huge health fad.... I bet it was those goat farmers. they have always been a little weird.


She also shared with me her relationship need/needed equilibrium theory...... and I came to the conclusion I don't have very many relationships..... could be because I don't need to be needed, or are reluctant to need the unneeded, or need the needy to need me.... you would have thought we were making bread with the amount that we were talking about needing...


so it was an enthralling day of random bit of the universe flying at me.

and it was sunny.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

The sweetest thing

A movie with montages!
there is always time for a movie montage...
my favorite though was the penis montage.....

you penis is so big
your penis is so hard
my body is a movie and your penis is the star!


enter dancing chinese waitress!

HAHAHAHA

106 minutes of my life I will never get back, and perhaps don't need... I think my life is actually richer.
I have a day off
even better I have 2!
i am very excited about this. I will cean and do laundry and a whole shit load of other things that I should have done in the evenings instead of goofing around.
I wish I had something clever and witty to say today... maybe I will tomorrow after some more sleep.
trying to go cold turkey
is it ever possible?
I know why
but how if the hardest part.