first I work with a guy named Jim I can not tell you where.....
so Jim is a bit loopy, and to prove it this was on his desk the other day. At first glance it seems ok, a emergency action plan is a good thing.. til you start to read it.
the scary part is that he actually took time to think about these things. and its ok I blew it up so it is easier to read.

A Hurricane?? are you serious we live in the prairies!nuclear blast,, sorry we ain't EVAC in anywhere
and yes below that says Maelstrom...raining fireballs from the sky.... hide under something? LMAO
I had to look up escrima stick.. its lacquered bamboo..... :/ and a machete. who picks a stick and a knife as weapons of choice "if necessary"?

I could goon and on about this.... I love how the food is all in cans... but no can opener, and toy...ball..... omg.. and why couldn;t they leave in one vehicle? you would think you would want to be together if there is fire raining out of the sky.








