Sunday, June 10, 2007

OMFG

SO some story needs to go into this one before you read on.
first I work with a guy named Jim I can not tell you where.....

so Jim is a bit loopy, and to prove it this was on his desk the other day. At first glance it seems ok, a emergency action plan is a good thing.. til you start to read it.

the scary part is that he actually took time to think about these things. and its ok I blew it up so it is easier to read.


A Hurricane?? are you serious we live in the prairies!
nuclear blast,, sorry we ain't EVAC in anywhere
and yes below that says Maelstrom...raining fireballs from the sky.... hide under something? LMAO
I had to look up escrima stick.. its lacquered bamboo..... :/ and a machete. who picks a stick and a knife as weapons of choice "if necessary"?


I could goon and on about this.... I love how the food is all in cans... but no can opener, and toy...ball..... omg.. and why couldn;t they leave in one vehicle? you would think you would want to be together if there is fire raining out of the sky.

jen's birthday

it rained, no go carts


so instead we played cards drank ate and had an all around great time! pics to follow.







Saturday, June 9, 2007

Anthem for the needy/want theory

I Need You
I wanna drink that shot of whiskey
I wanna smoke that cigarette
I wanna smell that sweet addiction on my breathe
I wanna ride across West Virginia in the back seat of a Cadillac
You know some cowboys like me go out like that

So I need you
Like a needle needs a vein
Like my uncle Joe in Oklahoma needs a rain
And I need you
Like a lighthouse needs a coast
Like the father and the son need the Holy Ghost
I need you

I wanna get lost in some corner booth
In a Cantina Mexico
I wanna dance to the static of an AM radio
I wanna wrap the moon around us,
lay beside you skin on skin
Make love til the sun comes up,
til the sun goes down again

Cause I need you
Like a needle needs a vein
Like my uncle Joe in Oklahoma needs a rain
I need youLike a lighthouse needs a coast
Like the father and the son need the Holy Ghost
I need you, OOH I need you

I wanna drink that shot of whiskey
I wanna smoke that cigarette
You know some cowboys like me go out like that
So I need you, whoa I need you
I need you I need you I need you, I need you

Saturday, June 2, 2007