I hate 5 AM

I hate 5 am
no living person should see that side of the clock
there should be warnings you can give to people that say:
I got up at 5
speak slowly and approach from the left
and bring food
chances are you don't know what 5 am looks like
it looks like a 7-11 day old hot dog... sad and lonely with a odd forlorn twinkle in its eye.
5 AM I hate you