Redneck relocation plan revisions

So the redneck relocation program needs some revisions.
My father a member of the original movement in the 70s was transferred from Saskatchewan to Northern BC. this worked well for me as I was the off spring with a successful coupling to a local female.


In the last year or two though the distribution of the redneck has come to an abrupt decline in the central Canadian area, Saskatchewan and Manitoba loosing a majority of its population to Alberta and it rich oil. With promises of wealth so abundant that they even coat their roads in oil the redneck has left its former habitat to bring the concentration to abnormally high level.


To correct balance thrown off by this migration I propose this:
All single people are sent to Moose Jaw and Regina ( you can make lots of jokes out of that) and only when there has been an interview process and a place that they will not throw off the social curb they will be moved to an area in Alberta or BC. There will be qualifications such as Urban sensitivity, fashion awareness and vehicle desensitization..

I theorize that the old people will bring down the population through the Geriatric Gladiators ( see past entry) leaving room for the new additions.

GO REDNECK REDISTRIBUTION!